| C | Am |
| She walks like a woman, and talks like a man |
| G | D |
| she's my next door neighbor, oh Ann The Man, oh Ann The Man |
| C |
| she has a big sister named Valerie |
| Am | G | D |
| she wishes she was skinny, but she'll never be, oh Valerie, oh Valerie |
| (Verse 2) |
| C | Am |
| She did a back flip and kicked Jesus in the mouth |
| G | D |
| and when she fell down she rocked the house, oh Valerie, oh Valerie |
| C | Am |
| They sit around the house all day and flop |
| G | D |
| and when its time for dinner they all pop-the-top, oh Ann The Man, oh Ann The Man |
| (Bridge) |
| G | D | A |
| Now Ann has Rogain |
| G | D | A |
| that's a cryin' shame |
| C |
| Valerie if your hungary |
| Am |
| and get on the rifragator's side |
| G | D |
| follow Slim Fast it'll be your guide, oh Valeri, oh Valerie |