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If You Want To Be Happy  Misc. Unsigned Bands

[D]If you wanna be [G]happy for the rest of your [A]life,
Never make a [D]pretty woman your wife.
So from my [G]personal point of [A]view,
Get an ugly girl to marry [D]you.
[D]If you wanna be [G]happy for the rest of your [A]life,
Never make a [D]pretty woman your wife.
So for my [G]personal point of [A]view,
Get an ugly girl to marry [D]you.


[D]A pretty woman makes her husband look small,
And very [A]often causes his down[D]fall.
[D]As soon as he married her and then she starts,
To do the [A]things that will break his [D]heart.
[D]But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
you'll be [A]happy for the rest of your [D]life.
[D]An ugly woman cooks meals on time,
And she'll [A]always give you peace of [D]mind.

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[D]Don't let your friends say you have no taste,
Go a[A]head and marry any[D]way.
[D]Though her face is ugly and her eyes don't match,
Take it from [A]me, she's a better [D]catch.

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[D]Say man!

Hey baby!

I saw your wife the other day!

Yeah?

Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee!

Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!

Yeah, alright!

CHORUS:(x 4)

A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.

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