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If You Want To Be Happy

Misc. Unsigned Bands

 DGA
 If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,
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Never make a pretty woman your wife.
 GA
So from my personal point of view,
 D
Get an ugly girl to marry you.
 DGA
 If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,
 D
Never make a pretty woman your wife.
 GA
So for my personal point of view,
 D
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

 D
 A pretty woman makes her husband look small,
 AD
And very often causes his downfall.
 D
 As soon as he married her and then she starts,
 AD
To do the things that will break his heart.
 D
 But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
 AD
you'll be happy for the rest of your life.
 D
 An ugly woman cooks meals on time,
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And she'll always give you peace of mind.

CHORUS:

 D
 Don't let your friends say you have no taste,
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Go ahead and marry anyway.
 D
 Though her face is ugly and her eyes don't match,
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Take it from me, she's a better catch.

CHORUS:

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 Say man!

Hey baby!

I saw your wife the other day!

Yeah?

Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee!

Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!

Yeah, alright!

CHORUS:(x 4)

A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.


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