Hello Muddah Hello Faddah Misc. Unsigned Bands
[D]Hello [Em7]Muddah, hello [A]Fadduh, [Em7]Here I [A7]am at [Am7]Camp Gren[D]ada.
Camp is [F#7]very enter[Bm]taining,
and they [D]say we'll have some [Am7]fun if it stops [D]raining.
[Am7]I went hiking [Em7]with Joe [A]Spivy...[Em7]he de[A7]veloped [Em7]poison [D]ivy.
You [F#7]remember Leonard [Bm]Skinner?
[Em7]He got [A]ptomaine [A7]poisoning last night [Em7]after [D]dinner.
[D]All the [Em7]counselors hate the [A]waiters,
[Em7]And the [A7]lake has [Em7]alli[D]gators.
And the [F#]head coach wants no [Bm]sissies,
[Em7]So he [A]reads to [A7]us from something [Em7]called [D]Ulysses.
[Am7]Now I [D]don't want, [Em7]this should [A]scare ya,
[Em7]But my [A]bunkmate [Em7]has mal[D]aria.
You [F#7]remember Jeffrey [Bm]Hardy?
[Em7]They're a[A]bout to [A7]organize [Em7]a searching [D]party.
[Bm]Take me [F#7]home, oh muddah fadduh, [Bm]take me [F#7]home,
I hate Grenada.
[Em7]Don't [G]leave [D]me out in the [Bm]forest,
[G]where I [Em]might get [F#7]eaten by a bear.
[Bm]Take me [F#7]home, I promise I will [Bm]not make [F#7]noise
or mess the house with
[Em7]oth..[G]er [D]boys, oh [Bm]please don't make me [G]stay,
I've [Em7]been here [F#7]one, [G7]whole, [F#7]day.
Dearest fadduh, darling muddah,
How's my precious little bruddah?
Let me come home if ya miss me
I will even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me.
Wait a minute, it stopped hailing,
Guys are swimming, guys are sailing,
Playing baseball, gee that's better,
Muddah Fadduh please disregard this letter.
A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.