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Two Fat Slags  Misc. Unsigned Bands



[F]   [Bb]     [F]     [Bb]    [C]                    
[F]Two fat slags are watching me
and my [C]mate grohl on holidee
I t[Dm]hink they're fat and so does he
so we both [Bb]agree to keep our dis[Bbm]tance
[F]Lets all dance and have a pee
ov[C]er what you are about to see
it's ti[Dm]me to deny Sarah B
cos her[Bb] and her flippin mates are ming[Bbm]ing                  [C7]
[F]Two fat slags[C]
[Dm]Two fat sl[Am]ags
[Dm]Two fat slags [Am]keep on stalking us [C]
[F]Two fat slags[C]
It's tim[Dm]e to pack our bags        [Am]
cos these big fat [Dm]slags kee[Am]p on stalking us     [C]                      [C7]
The first is minging shes so wide
that when she's in she's still outside
she asked me out but got denied
cos i simply lied and told her im taken

The others ginger just like nohl
but she's so fat and way too old
shes always filling her cakehole C7
with what she stole from out of the kitchen drawer

(Chorus again then outro is same as intro)

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