Russell Crowe Teabagging Song Misc. Unsigned Bands
As found at www.myspace.com/acousticbeers, home of the funniest band ever! Chord progression is the same for all verses G C I see you sleeping peacefully D G, C, G This is my opportunity G C I ease myself into your bed D G, C, G And place my balls upon your head I slowly dip them up and down Your sleeping smile becomes a frown You stir slightly so I wait I let your nose caress my taint Chorus Bm G A teabag is a sign of affection Bm G You want proof, look at my erection Bm D G, C, G It stands tall and proud above your head A teabag is a thing of beauty I take a picture and it's my duty To send it out to every one of your friends Verse 3 My balls are resting on your cheeks My excitement's nearly reached its peak If this were a helmet on your nose This headgear would be Russell Crowe's Teabagging is such fun for me But there's no functionality (like the metric system or The Shocker) The Roman Wars, they come and go But my cock and balls you'll always know A teabag is a sign of affection You want proof, look at my erection It stands tall and proud above your face A teabag is one hell of a story A freakish deed, yet full of glory This precious moment we can't waste Please enjoy and visit www.myspace.com/acousticbeers to hear the song(s) and laugh your
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