| E |
| E | A | |
| I | still haven't found a girlfriend thou | gh I've tried |
| B | E | A | |
| a | lot | so can you help me please it's to | ugher than |
| B | A | B | C#M | |
| I tho | ught. | The odds are pretty go | od but the g | oods |
| A | |
| are pretty o | dd still at this point I'd take |
| B | E | |
| anything you've | got. Y | ou see this all the time nice |
| A | B | E | |
| girls in love with je | rks w | hat could they be |
| A | B | A | |
| thinking | tell me how it | works. I | f I've got some |
| B | C#M | A | |
| p | roblems well I woul | dn't be the fi | rst but the ones |
| B | C#M | |
| I have in mind are even w | orse and even H | itler had a |
| A | B | E | |
| gi | rlfriend who he could always c | all w | ho'd always be |
| A | B | A | |
| there for him in sp | ite of all his f | aults. H | e was |
| B | C#M | A | |
| the worst guy ev | er rev | iled and despi | sed even Hitler |
| B | B | E | |
| had a girlfriend so why ca | n't I? Why | cant I? l | ife is full |
| A | B | E | |
| of contradictions ha | rd to unde | rstand and for | every |
| A | B | A | |
| happy woman t | here's a | lonely man. | Nixon had his |
| B | C#M | A | |
| puppy Charles | Manson had his | clan but God forbid |
| B | C#M | |
| that I get a | girlfriend. Even | Hitler had a |
| A | B | E | |
| girlfriend who he could call his | own to | sweeten |
| A | B | A | |
| days of bitterness and | feeling all | alone. | I'm not |
| B | C#M | A | |
| as bad as H | itler but it | doesn't mean a | thing since |
| B | |
| they'd rather be with Hitler more than | me I don't |
| C#M | A | B | A | |
| see why they'd | rather be with | Hitler more than | me. |
| End on E |