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| | C#m | B | A | A | B |
| | Nintendo machines in ho | spitals are always | broken | | |
| | C#m | B | A | A | B |
| Chewing | jay cloths rel | ieves the pain from mouth | ulcers | | |
| | C#m |
| I've got a c | rush on a girl |
| | B | A | A | B |
| But I | 'm gonna have to work on th | at | | |
| | C#m | B |
| They say that | being in the army makes you ha | rd |
| | A | A | B |
| But I don't know about t | hat | | |
| | C#m | B | A | A | B |
| | Ice cream blender, | pocket money | spender | | |
| | C#m | B | A | A | B |
| Off- | chart behaviour, | granulated banana f | lavour | | |
| | G#m | E |
| | Let's play nurses and d | octors |
| | G#m | E | G#m |
| Until the | real nurses and | doctors catch us | shouting curses |
| | E | G#m | A | G#m | E |
| Playing in | boxes until the | real nurses and | doct | ors co | me |
| | C#m | B |
| | I used to have a little bag of | hair |