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The Man In The Santa Suit  Neil Halstead



At the ko[E]c [-]lo[Esus4]cal 313
Theres a [A]fat man standing by the [B]soda machine
A B~~~~
And he knows, he knows, he knows

Life can be fun[E]ny[-]  [Esus4]

He calls the hair salon says put loretta on
Cause the mall just called and said the last guys gone
And I know, I know, God knows
We need the money

And hes a bi[A]g red ch[E]erry
But its hard[A] to be m[E]erry
When the kid[A]s are al[E]l laughing
F#m A (Barre Chord 5th fret)
Saying hey its jerry garcia

B~~~~~ (Barre Chord 7th fret)
Aint he cute?

The man in the santa [E]su[-]it[Esus4]

And all the moms in town bring their brats around
And they cant sit still or keep their rootbeer down
Now its up, hey how bout that
It looks like a milkshake

Now jimmys grown this year says mommy quick come here
Santas sweaty and he smells like beer
And he says, kid shut your mouth
You give me a headache

And hes jolly and hairy
But its hard to be merry
When the guys at the bar
Say he looks like a fairy
But hes doing it just for the loot
The man in the santa suit


[E-Esus4]        [-]  [A]                           
[E-Esus4]        [-]   [A]  [-]  [E]                      
Play first verse again.

Merry Christmas

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