The Man In The Santa Suit

Neil Halstead



At the kolocal 313

Theres a fat man standing by the soda machine

A B~~~~
And he knows, he knows, he knows

Life can be funny   

He calls the hair salon says put loretta on
Cause the mall just called and said the last guys gone
And I know, I know, God knows
We need the money

And hes a big red cherry

But its hard to be merry

When the kids are all laughing
F#m A (Barre Chord 5th fret)
Saying hey its jerry garcia

B~~~~~ (Barre Chord 7th fret)
Aint he cute?

The man in the santa suit 

And all the moms in town bring their brats around
And they cant sit still or keep their rootbeer down
Now its up, hey how bout that
It looks like a milkshake

Now jimmys grown this year says mommy quick come here
Santas sweaty and he smells like beer
And he says, kid shut your mouth
You give me a headache

And hes jolly and hairy
But its hard to be merry
When the guys at the bar
Say he looks like a fairy
But hes doing it just for the loot
The man in the santa suit


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Merry Christmas

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