| G | Em | A7sus4 | |
| You know I | need a little break to get away | for a hol | iday |
| Cadd9 | G | |
| So | I can see the | sun |
| Em | A7sus4 | Cadd9 | |
| Cus in the sun t | hey say it's | fun, if you | get some. |
| G | Em | A7sus4 | |
| Well | I could take a train | or a boat or an aer | oplane |
| Cadd9 | G | Em | A7sus4 | |
| Or I | could steal a | car, Cus in a car you | can go f | ar, |
| Cadd9 | G | |
| It just de | pends what kinda car you | are |
| Chorus 1: |
| A7 | C | G | |
| La la la, | la la la la, | la la la, | la, |
| What kinda car you are. |
| A7 | C | G | |
| La la la, | la la la la, | la la la, | la. |
| Verse 2: |
| G | Em | A7sus4 | |
| I met a | funny looking girl on a crowded b | each in s | pain, |
| Cadd9 | G | |
| Her n | ame was Avali | ne, |
| Em | A7sus4 | Cadd9 | |
| She said she | came to | Spain, to have a | good time, |
| G | Em | A7sus4 | |
| But | she was with her mum who had a face | like a nun in | pain |
| Cadd9 | G | Em | A7sus4 | |
| She | said her name was | Dot, she didn't | half talk a | lot. |
| Cadd9 | G | |
| I couldn't | tell if she was mad or | not. |
| Chorus 2: |
| A7 | C | G | |
| La la la, | la la la la, | la la la, | la |
| Mad or not. |
| A7 | C | G | |
| La La La, | La La La La, | La La La, | La. |
| Middle: |
| C7 | G | |
| Don't you | know, I should have stayed in E | ngland, |
| C7 | G | |
| On my polluted | beach with all my special | friends |
| C7 | G | |
| Don't you | know, I should have stayed in E | ngland, |
| G/F# | Em | |
| With me | big house, and me | big car, |
| A7sus4 | Cadd9 | D | |
| And all me f | riends there at the | bar, la la | la. |
| Verse 3: Repeat verse 1 |
| Chorus 3: Repeat Chorus 1, 3 times. |