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| D | G | D | A |
| D | G | |
| Hey, little man, get | up out of bed |
| A | G | D | G | |
| And | wipe all the | sleep from those | eyes |
| D | G | |
| I | know that it's late, but we | just couldn't wait |
| Em | A | |
| To | tell you our big new | surprise |
| Remember that night, about three months ago |
| When you walked into Mom and Dad's room? |
| And then how we talked of the birds and the bees |
| And arousal and climax and wombs? |
| F# | Bm | |
| Well, six | months from now, you'll | be a big brother |
| Bm | A | G | G | |
| That's | right, Little | Tiger, it's | true: |
| D | A | G | |
| Mommy and Daddy are | making a better | version of you |
| It might be a boy, just like his older brother |
| But without the flaws holding you down |
| Or, if we are lucky, we could have a girl |
| Like we wanted the first time around |
| Maybe this new person won't wet the bed |
| Or bug us for candy and toys |
| I bet the new you will shut up when we tell them |
| And not make so much goddamn noise |
| Thanks to the five years we've had you to practice on |
| Now we know what not to do |
| Mommy and Daddy are making a better version of you |
| F | |
| Can you imagine the things he'll achieve |
| D | |
| As a doctor or lawyer or Indian chief? |
| F | |
| He'll be an astronaut, he'll bring world peace |
| D | |
| He will win the World Series and cure all disease |
| Am | |
| He will be handsome |
| And he will be popular |
| F | |
| He will be wealthy |
| And very important |
| Am | |
| And he will be famous |
| And he will be special |
| F | D | |
| And | you get to | watch |
| It's a lot for a five-year-old boy to take in |
| But we know that you're brave and you're tough |
| We ask that you give to him all of your love |
| And your bedroom and all of your stuff |
| It's not a replacementit's more like an upgrade |
| It's Our Little Guy, version II |
| Mommy and Daddy are making |
| The bun's in the oven and baking |
| Mommy and Daddy are making a better version of you |