| G | A | Bm | C#m | |
| I will do | laundry if | you pay all the | bills |
| CHORUS: |
| F#m | C#m | |
| Where is my | John Wayne |
| F#m | C#m | |
| Where is my | prairie son |
| F#m | C#m | |
| Where is my | happy ending |
| D | E | |
| Where have all the | Cowboys gone |
| REPEAT INTRO |
| (N.C.) |
| Why don't you stay the evening |
| Kick back and watch the TV |
| And I'll fix a little something to eat |
| Oh I know your back hurts from working on the tractor |
| How do you take your coffee my sweet |
| G | A | Bm | C#m | |
| I will | raise the children | if you pay all the | bills |
| REPEAT CHORUS |
| G | Bm | |
| I am wearing my | new dress tonight |
| F#m | C#m | |
| But you don't even | notice | me |
| D | E | |
| Say our | goodbyes (3 times) |
| (N.C.) |
| We finally sold the Chevy |
| When we had another baby |
| And you took that job in Tennessee |
| You made friends at the farm |
| And you joined them at the bar |
| Almost every single day of the week |
| G | A | Bm | C#m | |
| I will wash the | dishes while | you go have a | beer |
| REPEAT CHORUS |
| F#m | C#m | |
| Where is my | Marlboro Man |
| F#m | C#m | |
| Where is his | shiny gun |
| F#m | C#m | |
| Where is my | lonely ranger |
| D | E | |
| Where have all the | cowboys gone |