| D | C | G | Em | |
| Ooh ooh | ooh ooh ooh | ooh Ooh ooh | ooh ooh ooh | ooh |
| (2x) |
| G | Em | |
| Ooh | oooooooooh |
| D | C | G | Em | |
| Darling, don't you | go and | cut your | hair |
| G | Em | |
| Do you | think it's gonna | make him change? |
| D | C | G | Em | |
| I'm just a | boy with a | new hair | cut |
| G | Em | |
| And that's a | pretty nice | haircut |
| D | C | G | Em | |
| Charge it like a pu | zzle, H | it me wearing | muzzles |
| G | Em | |
| Hesitate to | die |
| D | C | G | Em | |
| look a | round, a | round, the | second drummer | drowned |
| G | Em | |
| His | telephone is | found |
| _ |
| D | C | G | Em | |
| Ooh ooh | ooh ooh ooh | ooh Ooh ooh | ooh ooh ooh | ooh |
| (2x) |
| G | Em | |
| Ooh | oooooooooh |
| D | C | G | Em | |
| Music scene is | crazy, | bands start | up |
| G | Em | |
| Each and | every |
| D | C | G | Em | |
| day, I saw | another one | just the other | day |
| G | Em | |
| A | special new | band |
| D | C | G | Em | |
| I | don't remember a | line, I | don't remember a | line |
| G | Em | |
| I | don't remember a | word |
| D | C | G | Em | |
| but I don't | care, don't | care, I rea | lly don't | care |
| G | Em | |
| Did you | see the drummer's | head |
| _ |
| D | C | G | Em | |
| Ooh ooh | ooh ooh ooh | ooh Ooh ooh | ooh ooh ooh | ooh / |
| (2x) |
| G | Em | |
| Ooh | oooooooooh | _/ |
| D | C | G | Em | |
| advertising: | looks and | chops a | must |
| G | Em | |
| no BIG | HAIR! |
| D | C | G | Em | |
| songs mean a | lot when | songs are | bought |
| G | Em | |
| and | so are | you |
| D | C | G | Em | |
| lets run | down to the | practice | room |
| G | Em | |
| attention and | fame's a |
| D | C | G | Em | |
| career | career | career | career |
| G | Em | |
| career | career |
| _ |
| D | C | G | Em | |
| Ooh ooh | ooh ooh ooh | ooh Ooh ooh | ooh ooh ooh | ooh / |
| (2x) |
| G | Em | |
| Ooh | oooooooooh | _/ |