| D | F# | |
| Increase Mather | told her dad, yeah |
| Bm | A | |
| "I r | oundly disa | gree with you |
| G | Gm | |
| Your v | ocal style's to pr | eachy |
| D | |
| All the y | okels mock your teaching." |
| D | F# | Bm | A | |
| But C | otton, he was | just so ob | livi | ous |
| G | Gm | D | |
| To | all their c | utting p | leas |
| D | F# | |
| Soon the townfolk | took to it, |
| Bm | A | |
| In | every pew they l | ooked to him |
| G | Gm | |
| For | guidance just like | eyeless lambs |
| D | |
| Aw | aiting that ol' kebab stand |
| D | |
| The s | keptics formed |
| F# | |
| The n | ation's born |
| Bm | A | |
| They | want to have it, C | otton's dream |
| G | Gm | |
| But I | ncrease had them m | ounted |
| D | |
| And they b | urned on open fires |
| Bm | A | G | |
| So the | word spread | just like | small pox |
| F# | E | |
| In the Su | dan |
| G | |
| The gentry | cried: |
| over D F# Bm A G Gm (verse chords): |
| "Give it a day!" x6 |
| D | F# | |
| Years and years have | passed |
| Bm | A | G | |
| Since the p | uritans inv | aded our s | oul |
| Gm | D | |
| Just like those | arab terro | rists.. you'll never know |
| D | F# | |
| But to | day the gods can't | make us quake, |
| Bm | A | |
| We | see our lives as s | ituations |
| G | Gm | |
| Eyes are eyes and | teeth are teeth, |
| D | |
| Well m | ine are rotten underneath |
| Bm | A | G | F# | E | |
| I got | two ways | we can | separate f | rom the c | lan |
| G | A# | C | D | |
| If I could | fly.. | .I... | could... | fry |
| D | F# | Bm | A | G | |
| A | nd I hope you | profited | from this | bulle | tin |
| Gm | |
| And it stabi | lized your land |
| D | |
| You're d | renched, you're fired, your Alzheim clan, but |
| D | F# | Bm | |
| Your father | is another one | of them |
| A | |
| I don't wanna men | tion him again, cause |
| G | Gm | |
| I | talked to him last | night, |
| D | |
| He hates my | guts |
| We had a fight |
| Bm | |
| And he called you a | slut girl, |
| A | |
| Why's that? |
| G | F# | E | G | |
| What did you | do to | him to make him | think...? |