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e-|-------------------------------------|
B-|-------------------------------------|
G-|--9----------7-----------------------|
D-|--9--7---4---7---5---2---------------|
A-|--7--7---4---5---5---2---------------|
E-|-----5---2-------3---0---------------|
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| | A | E |
| I was | sitting with a bloody head, | outside of X |
| | A | E |
| At the | Berkeley Square in my | proud boy dumbness |
| | F# | D |
| Half d | runk, half sexed, half | conscious |
| | E |
| Lenny had | said, "Shouldn't you check it?" |
| I said, checking is for wimps |
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| | A | E |
| So, I | flew into the hedge, u | p and above |
| | A | E |
| Looking | at the blue skies below f | lying like a dove |
| | F# | D |
| I was h | ead over heels when I | hit the manhole cover |
| | E |
| Kathl | een walked up, said, "You alright?" |
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| ooohhhhhhhooooohhhhhhhhooohhhhhhh........... |
| Guitar 2: D | G | A | (p.m.) |
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| Well, sleeveless shirts and Catholic school skirts |
| "Small girls, big cars" Al says |
| For me, it's the other way around |
| She said, "Just show me where it hurts" |
| I said, you can pick me up and take me home |
| Or just join me on the ground |
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| And we could have some kids |
| If we're lucky, they'll be gay |
| And we could be proud parents in the pride parade |
| I swear I almost cry every year when they go by |
| If I'd only been a girl instead of a guy, Kathleen |
| Play first part of verse like this: |
e|------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------|
G|---------9-9-9-9--------------------|
D|-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9--------------------|
A|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--------------------|
E|-5-5-5-5----------------------------|
e|------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------|
G|---------9-x-9-x--------------------|
D|-7-x-7-x-9-x-9-x--------------------|
A|-7-x-7-x-7-x-7-x--------------------|
E|-5-x-5-x----------------------------|
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| ooohhhhhhhooooohhhhhhhhooohhhhhhh........ |
