| Intro: |
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| Feeling kind of boney |
| On the telephoney |
| Talking to Marconi |
| Eating Rice-A-Roni |
| A | |
| Nominated for Tony |
| For acting like a phoney |
| E | |
| Watching Twilight Zoney |
| On my forty-two inch Sony |
| B7 | |
| Th | is is just a long song |
| It ain't no poem |
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| Le | ave the lights on till you baby gets home. |
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| It's like sitting in the kitchen |
| When the music's really bitchin' |
| Your nose it starts to itchin' |
| As you count your old age pension |
| A | |
| D | id I forget to mention |
| The ride that I was hitchin' |
| E | |
| To the al | uminum convention |
| I had such good intentions |
| B7 | |
| Ke | ep you cotton pickin' fingers off my song poem |
| E | |
| And le | ave the lights on till you baby gets home. |
| E | |
| Le | ave the lights on till you baby gets home. |
| Leave the lights on till you baby gets home. |
| A | |
| Do | n't forget your toothbrush |
| Your hairbrush and your comb |
| E | |
| L | eave the lights on till you baby gets home. |
| B7 | |
| Got a b | ig ol' dog |
| A chrome crowbar |
| E | |
| I k | eep that mother humper in the back seat of my car |
| E | A | E | B7 | A | E |
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| Me and Billy Shakespeare |
| Stepped out to get a root beer |
| We sat together so near |
| People thought we were queer |
| A | |
| Pun | ctuated by the big scare |
| We joined the Air Force right there |
| E | |
| To d | efend our country first class |
| Who couldn't give a rat's ass |
| B7 | |
| Do | n't you tell me that the White House is my home |
| E | |
| Le | ave the lights on till you baby gets home. |
| E | |
| Le | ave the lights on till you baby gets home. |
| Leave the lights on till you baby gets home. |
| A | |
| Do | n't forget your toothbrush |
| Your hairbrush and your comb |
| Leave the lights on till you baby gets home. |
| B7 | |
| Got a b | ig ol' dog |
| A big iron bar |
| E | |
| I k | eep that mother humper in the back seat of my car |
| E | |
| It's like kissing Greta Garbo |
| With a mouth full of marbles |
| A |
| E | |
| Like tr | ying to cash a paycheck |
| B7 | |
| In the middle of a train wreck |
| E | |
| Le | ave the lights on |
| Leave the lights on |
| E | |
| Like trying to get aroundo |
| A | |
| In a car made of bondo |
| E | |
| Like sp | eaking German lingo |
| B7 | |
| To a dog named Dingo | - Plotz!! |
| E | |
| Leave the lights on |
| Leave the lights on |
| E | |
| Like a french-fried quesadilla |
| In a franchised pizzeria |
| A |
| E | |
| Leave the lights on |
| Leave the lights on |
| B7 |
| A big iron bar |
| E | |
| I k | eep that mother humper in the back seat of my car |