| A | - | G | - | D |
| E | |
| DDT did a job on me |
| D | |
| now i am a real sickie |
| E | |
| i guess i'll have to break the news |
| D | |
| that i got no mind to lose |
| E | |
| all the girls in love with me |
| ? |
| I'M A TEENAGE LOBOTOMY! |
| Slugs and snails are after me DDT keeps me happy now I guess I'll have to tell 'em |
| That I got no cerebellum gonna get my Ph.D. I'm a teenage lobotomy |
| Lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy! |
| A | - | G | - | D | |
| D | DT | d | id | a job on me now I am a real sickie guess I'll have to break the news |
| That I got no mind to lose all the girls are in love with me I'm a teenage lobotomy |
| A | - | G | - | D |