#cutline#: e---44--44-----4-|---22--22-----2-|
B----------------|----------------|
G-4---4----3/4---|-2---2----1/2---|
| | A5 | C5 | G5 | Bb5 | A5 | G5 | A5 |
| | Have you | lost your | place? | | | | |
| | A5 | C5 | G5 |
| | I wore my | doormat | face. |
| | A5 | C5 | G5 | Bb5 | A5 | G5 | A5 |
| | I hung my | this or t | hat. | | | | |
| | A5 | C5 | G5 |
| | I laid my | welcome | mat. |
| If I'm your oyster, where's the war? |
| You leave me gasping, tattered and torn. |
| I know you can't find a fork. |
| I am just a little acorn. |
| Well, acorns grow to mighty trees. |
| You've got sauce, but you don't have knees. |
| Now look who's asking pretty please. |
| | A5 | C5 | G5 | Bb5 | A5 | G5 | A5 |
| | Have you | lost your | place? | | | | |
| | A5 | C5 | G5 |
| | I wore my | doormat | face. |
| | A5 | C5 | G5 | Bb5 | A5 | G5 | A5 |
| | I hung my | this or t | hat. | | | | |
| | A5 | C5 | G5 |
| | I laid my | welcome | mat. |
#cutline#: D----|C--B-A| 4 Times
| Call your bathroom friends around. |