Crush With Eyeliner R.E.M
[A]I kn[G]ow yo[D]u. [A]I kn[G]ow you've s[D]een her.
[A]She'[G]s a [D]sad tomato. [A]She'[G]s three mil[D]es of bad road.
[A]Walk[G]in' d[D]own the street. [A]Will[G] I never me[D]et her?
[A]She'[G]s a r[D]eal woman-child. [A]Oh, [G]my kiss, br[D]eath, turpentine.
E D G A E D G E D G A G(Hold)
I am smitten. I'm the real thing
(I'm the real thing).
Have you seen her come around?
(My crush with
these are the lyrics the second time through
I'm in like.
It's all too much - the pressure
She's all that I can take.
What position should I wear?
or cop an attitude? - Faker
How can I convince her - faker -that
I'm inventive, too? Yeah.
I am smitten
I'm the real thing (I'm the real thing)
We all invent ourselves and,
(uh, you know me)