| Bm | D | Bm | D | |
| I'll tell you | once, I | won't tell you | twice. |
| Bm | D | Bm | D | |
| You'd better | wise up | Janet | Weiss. |
| Bm | D | Bm | D | |
| Your apple pie | don't taste too | nice |
| Bm | D | Bm | D | |
| You'd better wise | up, | Janet | Weiss |
| A | D | |
| I've laid the seed it | should be all you need |
| Bm | |
| You're as sensual as a pencil, |
| Wound up like an E or a first string |
| G | A | |
| When we made it, did you hear a bell | ring? |
| D | Bm | D | |
| You got a | block? Well, | take my ad | vice |
| Bm | D | Bm | D | Bm | |
| You better wise | up | Janet | Weiss. |
| A | D | |
| The transducer | will seduce ya. |
| (My feet! I can't move my feet!) |
| (My wheels! My God, I can't move my wheels!) |
| (It's as if we're glued to the spot!) |
| (You are! So quake with fear, you tiny fools!) |
| (We're trapped!) |
| Bm | |
| It's something you'll get used to - |
| G | A | |
| A mental mind fuck can be | nice. |
| (You won't find Earth people quite the easy mark you imagine. This sonic |
| transducer - it is, I suppose, some kind of audio-vibratory |
| physio-molecular transport device?) |
| (You mean...?) |
| (Yes, Brad, it's something we ourselves have been working on for quite |
| some time. But it seems our friend here has found a means of perfecting |
| it. A device which is capable of breaking down solid matter and then |
| projecting it through space and, who knows, perhaps even time itself!) |
| (You mean he's going to send us to another planet?) |
| D | Bm | D | |
| Planet, | schmanet, | Janet! |
| Bm | D | Bm | D | |
| You better wise | up | Janet | Weiss. |
| Bm | D | Bm | D | Bm | |
| You better wise | up, | build your | thighs up, | You better wise up |
| Bm | D | |
| ( | And then she | cried out...) |
| A | |
| STOP! |
| G | A | D | |
| Don't get hot and flus | tered, | use a bit of mustard |
| D7 | G | A | D | |
| You're a | hot dog, but you | better not try to | hurt her, |
| Frank Furter. |
| D7 | G | A | D | |
| You're a | hot dog, but you | better not try to | hurt her, |
| Frank Furter. |
| D7 | |
| You're a hot dog... |