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| | G | Em | G |
| | IM SITTIN IN MY CHAIR | WATCHIN THE TV | |
| | G | Em |
| | IT'S NOT EVEN ON BUT THERE'S PLENTY FOR | ME TO SEE |
| | C | D | C | D |
| | I JUST LIT SOME | CRAZY ASS SHIT THAT MY | FRIEND OVER NIGHT MAILED TO | ME |
| | G | C | D |
| IT'S THE BEST SHIT I EVER | TASTED | | |
| | G | C | D |
| I THINK THEY FUCKIN | LACED IT | | |
| | G | C | D |
| CAUSE IM SO DAMN | LAMBASTED | | OH |
| | G | Em |
| | WELL MY FRIEND CAME OVER SO I | PACKED HIM A PIPE |
| | G | Em |
| | I TOLD HIM HE BETTER GO EASY WITH THIS SHIT BUT HE | DIDN'T BELIEVE THE HYPE |
| | C | D |
| | HE SPARKED THREE BOWLS JUST TO | SHOW HE COULD TAKE IT |
| | C | D |
| | TWO MINUTES LATER HE WAS PLAYING | BACK GAMMON NAKED |
| | G | C | D |
| IT'S THE BEST SHIT HE EVER | TASTED | | |
| | G | C | D |
| HE'S LOST AND FUCKIN | SPACEDED | | |
| | G | C | D |
| CAUSE HE'S SO WICKED WICKED | WASTED | | |
| | C | D |
| OH | SPENT THE LAST TWO HOURS | HIDIN UNDER MY BED |
| | C | D |
| CAUSE I | LOOKED IN THE GARBAGE CAN AND I THINK I SAW MY | UNCLE LOUIE'S HEAD |