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| Cadd9 |
| Cadd9 G G* |
| The mystery from history is pistory |
| Cadd9 | Cadd9 | |
| is | Raydon! |
| Cadd9 G G* |
| The stranger with the danger and the anger |
| Cadd9 | Cadd9 | |
| his name is | RAYDON! |
| Cadd9 G G* |
| You know his call by the cracks in your wall |
| G | |
| You were stupid to buy that | house |
| Cadd9 G G* |
| His screech terryfies your watery eyes |
| Cadd9 | G | |
| Though you's runnin', | your dumb as fat |
| Em | |
| Ahhhhhhh |
| G | Cadd9 | |
| There's no one to sue | and |
| G | |
| he's peeling you and | drinking your juice |
| G | |
| like the stag that is tubed! |
| Cadd9 | G | |
| He eats weeners for | deener |
| Cadd9 | G | |
| Sits | in your crawlspace, | digests your face! |
| Cadd9 | |
| That's the reason your house was so cheap |
| Cadd9 | G | |
| Raydon lives! |
| Em | |
| Raydon liiiiiiiiiiiivvvvvvvvveeeeeeee | eeesssssssss! |