| Em | Am | |
| She's | got that kind of look that defies | gravity |
| C | D | |
| She's the | greatest cook and she's fat | -free |
| Em | Am | |
| She's | been to private school and she speaks | perfect French |
| C | |
| She's got the | perfect friends |
| D | |
| Oh isn't | she cool? |
| Em | Am | |
| She | practises Tai-Chi, she'd never | lose her nerve |
| C | |
| She's more than | you deserve |
| D | |
| She's just | far better than me, hey hey |
| Chorus: |
| G | D | Am | C | |
| So don't | bother I won't | die of dec | eption |
| G | D | Am | C | |
| Promise you will | never see me | cry, don't feel | sorry |
| G | D | Am | C | |
| And don't | bother, I'll be | fine but she's | waiting |
| G | D | Am | |
| The ring you gave to | her will lose its | shine |
| Cm | Am | |
| So don't | bother, be unk | ind. |
| G | D | Am | C |
| Verse 2: |
| Em | Am | |
| I'm | sure she doesn't know who to touch you | like I would |
| C | D | |
| I beat her at | that one good, don't you | think so? |
| Em | Am | |
| She's | almost six feet tall, she must think | I'm a flea |
| C | D | |
| I'm really a | cat, you see and it's not | my last life at all |
| Chorus: |
| G | D | Am | C | |
| So don't | bother I won't | die of dec | eption |
| G | D | Am | C | |
| Promise you will | never see me | cry, don't feel | sorry |
| G | D | Am | C | |
| And don't | bother, I'll be | fine but she's | waiting |
| G | D | Am | |
| The ring you gave to | her will lose its | shine |
| Cm | |
| So don't | bother, be unkind. |
| that's it! Have fun! |
| Mary from Germany. |