| G | D | |
| You can quit smokin but your s | till gonna die |
| G | |
| Cut out cokin but your s | till gonna die |
| C | |
| Eliminate everything f | atty and fried and |
| G | D | G | |
| you can get real healthy but your s | till gonna d | ie |
| D | |
| Stop drinkin booze your s | till gonna die |
| G | |
| Stay away from loose women, son, your s | till gonna die |
| C | |
| You can cut out coffee and n | ever get high |
| D | G | |
| but your s | till gonna, still gonna, still gonna d | ie |
| chorus |
| G | D | |
| Still gonna, still gonna, s | till gonna die |
| G | |
| Still gonna, still gonna, s | till gonna die |
| C | |
| You can even give aerobics o | ne more try but |
| D | G | |
| when the m | usic stops playin your s | till gonna die |
| D | |
| Put seatbelts in your car your s | till gonna die |
| G | |
| Cut nicotine and tar your s | till gonna die |
| C | |
| You can exercise that celulite right o | ff of your thigh, |
| D | G | |
| get sl | immer and trimmer but your s | till gonna die |
| D | |
| Stop gettin a tan your s | till gonna die |
| G | |
| Eat a lot of oat bran your s | till gonna die |
| C | |
| You can search for UFOs | up in the sky, |
| D | G | |
| might f | ly you to Mars where your s | till gonna die |
| chorus |
| G | D | |
| Your still gonna, still gonna, s | till gonna die |
| G | |
| Your still gonna, still gonna, s | till gonna die |
| C | |
| With all the REBOK and NIKEs p | assin you by, |
| D | G | |
| you can j | og on up to Heaven but your s | till gonna die |
| D | |
| Drink ginsling tonics, your s | till gonna die |
| G | |
| Try high colonics, your s | till gonna die |
| C | |
| You can have yourself frozen, s | uspended in time |
| D | G | |
| but when they t | haw you out, huh, your s | till gonna die |
| D | |
| You can have safe sex, your s | till gonna die |
| G | |
| You can switch to Crest but your s | till gonna die |
| You can get rid of stress, get alot of rest, |
| get an AIDS test, enroll in EST, move out west |
| where its sunny and dry and live to be a hundred |
| D | G | |
| but your s | till gonna d | ie |
| chorus |
| G | D | |
| Your still gonna, still gonna, s | till gonna die |
| G | |
| Your still gonna, still gonna, s | till gonna die |
| C | |
| So you better have some fun before you | say BYE BYE |
| Cause your still gonna, still gonna, |
| still gonna, still gonna, still gonna, |
| D | G | |
| still gonna, s | till gonna d | ie |
| END |