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| I l | ove to have a beer with duncan, I love to have a beer with | Dunc, |
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| We drink in moderation and we never, ever, ever get | rolling | drunk. |
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| We | drink at the "town and country" where the | atmosphere is | great, |
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| I | love to have a beer with | Duncan 'cause | Duncan's me | mate. Yeah! |
| I love to have a beer with Colin |
| I love to have a beer with Col. |
| We drink in moderation |
| And it doesn't really matter if he brings his doll |
| We drink at the Town and Country |
| Where the atmosphere is great |
| I love to have a beer with Colin |
| 'Cause Colin's me mate, mm-mm-mm |
| I love to have a beer with Kevin |
| Oh I love to have a beer with Kev. |
| We drink in moderation |
| And he drives me home in his big old Chev. |
| We drink at the Town and Country |
| Where the atmosphere is great |
| I love to have a beer with Kevin |
| 'Cause Kevin's me mate |
| I love to have a beer with Patrick |
| I love to have a beer with Pat |
| We drink in moderation |
| And it wouldn't really matter if the beer was flat |
| We drink at the Town and Country |
| Where the atmosphere is great |
| I love to have a beer with Patrick |
| 'Cause Patrick's me mate - Change key |
| I love to have a beer with Robert |
| I love to have a beer with Bob |
| We drink in moderation |
| Just one more and back on the job |
| We drink at the Town and Country |
| Where the atmosphere is great |
| I love to have a beer with Robert |
| 'Cause Robert's me mate |
| I love to have a beer with Duncan |
| Oh I love to have a beer with Dunc. |
| We drink in moderation |
| And we never ever ever get rollin' drunk |
| We drink at the Town and Country |
| Where the atmosphere is great |
| I love to have a beer with Duncan |
| 'Cause Duncan's me mate |
| I love to have a beer with Dunc |