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| | A | C#m | D | F#m | G | A |
| | I like | wasting my | days in a | caravan, | | |
| | A | C#m | D | F#m | G | A |
| | I like | my Uncle | Joe what a | lovely man, | | |
| | A | C |
| Well, | I love things, I | do my best, |
| | D | E |
| I | eat, sleep and laugh and | cry just like the rest, |
| | A | C |
| What be | comes of me, is | meant to be, |
| | D | E |
| So | I'll just move along quite | naturally. |
| | A | D |
| | Summers here and I'll be | idling my time away, |
| | A | D |
| | Looking for someone to | tell me the time of day, |
| | C | G | F | C | G |
| | Any make your | wish could | true | come. | |
| | F | F | F# | G | G# |
| | Unexpected attacks on your nose, | | | | |
| | A |
| | Can be treated by touching your toes, |
| | D | C | G | D |
| | Donkey | rides, a | penny, a | glass. |