| Dsus2 | A |
| E | F# | G# |
| A | G | D | A | |
| If I could find a way | would I be | come like you? | Yeh. |
| G | D | A | |
| If I could throw myself away | would I be | come like | you? |
| D | A | |
| Would I know just where I | stood? |
| D | A | |
| Would my heart be made out of | wood? |
| E | |
| (Out of wood) Out of | wood (Out of wood) |
| A | G | D | A | |
| If I could be a brick | would I be | come like you? | Yeh. |
| G | D | A | |
| If I could give my best friend a kick | would I be | come like | you. |
| D | A | |
| Would I know just where I was | at? |
| D | A | |
| Would my brains be where I | sat? |
| E | |
| (Where I sat) Where I | sat (Where I was sat) |
| A |
| G | D | A | |
| Would I be | come like you? | Yeh. |
| G | D | A | |
| Would I be | come like | you? |
| E | F# | G# |
| A | G | D | |
| 'Ullo, they're playin' it again' | 'Ha-ha-ha' |
| A | G | D | A | |
| Mm-hmm-hmm mm-hmm-hmm | would I be | come like | you? |