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| Well, my | pad is very | messy and there's | whiskers on my | chin, |
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| and I'm | all hung up on | music and I | always play to | win. |
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| I ain't | got no time for | lovin', cause my | time is all used | up, |
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| just to | sit around | creatin' all that | groovy kind of | stuff. But... |
| CHORUS: |
| F | E | Eb | Dm | G | Dm | G | |
| I'm a | man, yes I | am, and I | can't help but | love you so. |
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| I'm a | man, yes I | am, and I | can't help but | love you so. |
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| Well, if I | had my choice of | matter I would | rather be with | cats, |
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| all en | grossed in mental | chatter moving | where our minds are | at. |
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| And | relating to each | other just how | strong our wills can | be, |
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| I'm re | sisting all in | volvement with each | groovy chick we | see. |
| CHORUS: |
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| I | got to keep my | image while | suspended from a | throne, |
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| that looks | out upon a | kingdom full of | people all un | known, |
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| who | imagine I'm not | human and my | heart is made of | stone, |
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| and I | never had no | problems and my | toilet's trimmed with | chrome. |
| CHORUS:(x2) |
| Dm G (x4) Dm G F# Dm.(x1) |
| A sixties smash from Kraziekhat. |