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Almighty Malachi Professional Bowling God  Stephen Lynch

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    [A#]     [C]     [D]   [Dsus2]       [F]     [G]                                                          
e]--1----0----2----0----1----3--|
B]--3----1----3----3----1----0--|
G]--3----0----2----2----2----0--|
D]--3----2----0----0----3----0--|
A]--1----3--------------3----2--|
E]----------------------1----3--|

INTRO:
Dsus2 - A# (x4)


VERSE 1:
[Dsus2]Yooouu[A#]uu [Dsus2]watch me [A#]on your [Dsus2]T.V.   [A#]     [Dsus2]       [A#]
[Dsus2]Saaayi[A#]ng [Dsus2]that my j[A#]ob is [Dsus2]easy   [A#]     [Dsus2]       [A#]
[Dsus2]Saaayi[A#]ng [Dsus2]I am n[A#]ot athl[Dsus2]etic   [A#]     [Dsus2]        [A#]
[Dsus2]Yooouu[A#]uu [Dsus2]think my sp[A#]ort's path[Dsus2]etic   [A#]     [Dsus2]       [A#]
B[G]ut you can't judge me 'till you walked a mile in my bowling[Dsus2]... sh[A#]oes


INTERLUDE:
Dsus2 - A# (x3)


VERSE 2:
[Dsus2]Sooooo[A#]oo I [Dsus2]don't get [A#]all the l[Dsus2]adies  [A#]     [Dsus2]       [A#]
[Dsus2]Aaaann[A#]nd my c[Dsus2]lothes are f[A#]rom the [Dsus2]80's   [A#]     [Dsus2]       [A#]
[Dsus2]I'mmmm[A#]mm [Dsus2]known through[A#]out the v[Dsus2]allies [A#]     [Dsus2]       [A#]
[G]As the prophet of the alleys


CHORUS 1:
A[C]nd as I r[G]oll the ball I c[C]ry, "Let me b[G]owl or let me d[C]ie!"
I'm Alm[G]ighty Mala[D]chi, the B[F]owling G[C]od
The smell of r[G]osin gets my h[C]igh, kiss those f[G]ucking pins goodb[C]ye!
I'm Alm[G]ighty Mala[D]chi, the B[F]owling, the Bowling... [Dsus2]God   [A#]


INTERLUDE:
Dsus2 - A# (x4)


VERSE 3:
[Dsus2]Gooooo[A#]ot a [Dsus2]ball that's sm[A#]ooth and [Dsus2]all black  [A#]     [Dsus2]        [A#]
I [Dsus2]keeeee[A#]ep it [Dsus2]in my f[A#]avourite b[Dsus2]all-sack [A#]     [Dsus2]       [A#]
I [Dsus2]geeeee[A#]et a f[Dsus2]eeling [A#]in my [Dsus2]soul     [A#]     [Dsus2]       [A#]
[G]As I finger every hole...


CHORUS 2:
A[C]nd as I r[G]oll the ball I c[C]ry, "Let me b[G]owl or let me d[C]ie!"
I'm Alm[G]ighty Mala[D]chi, the B[F]owling G[C]od
The smell of r[G]osin gets my h[C]igh, kiss those f[G]ucking pins goodb[C]ye!
I'm Alm[G]ighty Mala[D]chi, the B[F]owling, the Bowling...


BRIDGE:
[Dsus2]Not a single m[A#]an will try to [Dsus2]beat Almighty M[A#]alachi
[Dsus2]All who challenge [A#]me are slain [Dsus2]- "Come on, fuckers, p[A#]ick a lane!"
[Dsus2]Marshall Holman, G[A#]ary Dickens; [Dsus2]get in line for y[A#]our ass kickins'
[Dsus2]John Petragl[A#]ia, Norm Duke; [Dsus2]your so lame it m[A#]akes me puke
[Dsus2]Who among the p[A#]ro-bowl sector [Dsus2]dares to don his wr[A#]ist protector?
[Dsus2]Not that pussy, N[A#]elson Burton; [Dsus2]tells me that his wr[A#]ist is hurtin'
"[Dsus2]Hey, Mark Roth, hey, E[A#]arl 'The Pearl', are you s[Dsus2]cared to give the b[A#]all a hurl?"
How [Dsus2]about 'Dickie' Weber and h[A#]is son, Pete? I'll [Dsus2]turn the motherfuckers to cr[A#]eam of wheat!


CHORUS 3:
A[C]nd as I r[G]oll the ball I c[C]ry, "Let me b[G]owl or let me d[C]ie!"
I'm Alm[G]ighty Mala[D]chi, the B[F]owling G[C]od
The smell of r[G]osin gets my h[C]igh, kiss those f[G]ucking pins goodb[C]ye!
I'm Alm[G]ighty Mala[D]chi, the B[F]owling
The Bowling G[C]ooooo[G]ooooo[C]od! Y[G]eeeee[C]eeea[G]aaaa[D]aaah![F] The Bowling.[C].. God


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