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If I Were Gay  Stephen Lynch



Chords Used: D-xx0232 D/C#-x40232 Bm*-x04430---|
Dsus2-xx0230 D/F#-200232 G-320033---|
D*-xx0032 Bm-x24432 A-x02220---|
G|-2-2-2-2-2-(let ring)2-2-2-2-0-0-0-0-0-0---------------------------------|
[D]Here we [D/C#]are, [D/F#]dear old f[D]riends
Bm Bm* G A
You and i, drunk again
[D]laughs have been [D/C#]had and [D/F#]tears have been s[D]hed
Bm Bm* G A
maybe the whisky has gone to my head

but [D]if i were [A]gay
i would [Bm]give you my [G]heart
and [D]if i were [A]gay
you'd be [Bm]my work of [G]art
and [D]if i were [A]gay
we would [Bm]swim in ro[G]mance
b[A]ut im not gay
so [G]get your hand [A]out of my pants

Intro: 2x- D, Dsus2, D, D*

Its [D]not that[D/C#] i dont c[D/F#]are, i [D]do
Bm Bm* G A
i just dont see myself in you
a[D]nother ti[D/C#]me, a[D/F#]nother scen[D]e
Bm Bm*
i'd be right behind you
if you [G]know what i m[A]ean

cuz [D]if i were [A]gay
i would [Bm]give you my [G]soul
and [D]if i were [A]gay
i would [Bm]give you my [G]whole being
and [D]if i were [A]gay
we would [Bm]tear down the [G]walls
[A]But I'm Not gay
so [G]wont you stop [A]cupping my...hand

Intro: 2x- D, Dsus2, D, D*

D Dsus2 D D*
we've never hugged,we've never kissed
D Dsus2 D D*
i've never been intimate with your fist
D Dsus2 D D*
But you have opened brand new doors
get [D]over [Dsus2]here and
D D* D,Dsus2,D,D*
drop your Drawers


I got this from studying the comedy central presents. This is pretty much exactly the
he plays it... During the part in the chorus, "But I'm not gay..." Play the A and the G
eigth notes. Happy Hunting.

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