If I Were Gay

Stephen Lynch

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Chords Used: D-xx0232 D/C#-x40232 Bm*-x04430---|
Dsus2-xx0230 D/F#-200232 G-320033---|
D*-xx0032 Bm-x24432 A-x02220---|
e|-2-2-2-2-0-----------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0---------------------------------|
B|-3-3-3-3-3-----------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---------------------------------|
G|-2-2-2-2-2-(let ring)2-2-2-2-0-0-0-0-0-0---------------------------------|
D|-0-0-0-0-0-----------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---------------------------------|
A|-x-x-x-x-x-----------x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x---------------------------------|
E|-x-x-x-x-x-----------x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x---------------------------------|

 DD/C#D/F#D
 Here we are, dear old friends
Bm Bm* G A
You and i, drunk again
 DD/C#D/F#D
 laughs have been had and tears have been shed
Bm Bm* G A
maybe the whisky has gone to my head

Chorus:
 DA
but if i were gay
 BmG
i would give you my heart
 DA
and if i were gay
 BmG
you'd be my work of art
 DA
and if i were gay
 BmG
we would swim in romance
 A
but im not gay
 GA
so get your hand out of my pants

Intro: 2x- D, Dsus2, D, D*

Verse:
 DD/C#D/F#D
Its not that i dont care, i do
Bm Bm* G A
i just dont see myself in you
 DD/C#D/F#D
another time, another scene
Bm Bm*
i'd be right behind you
 GA
if you know what i mean

Chorus:
 DA
cuz if i were gay
 BmG
i would give you my soul
 DA
and if i were gay
 BmG
i would give you my whole being
 DA
and if i were gay
 BmG
we would tear down the walls
 A
 But I'm Not gay
 GA
so wont you stop cupping my...hand

Intro: 2x- D, Dsus2, D, D*

Ending:
D Dsus2 D D*
we've never hugged,we've never kissed
D Dsus2 D D*
i've never been intimate with your fist
D Dsus2 D D*
But you have opened brand new doors
 DDsus2
get over here and
D D* D,Dsus2,D,D*
drop your Drawers

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I got this from studying the comedy central presents. This is pretty much exactly the
he plays it... During the part in the chorus, "But I'm not gay..." Play the A and the G
eigth notes. Happy Hunting.


A Bm D D/C# D/F# Dsus2 G
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