Down To The Old Pub Instead

Stephen Lynch

 GD
 Lad it^�s your duty to find you a lass
 CD
with child-bearing hips and a pink supple ass
 GDCD
And make her you wife and love her with love so true
 GD
Now, some rivers run high some rivers run low
 CD
When her river runs red then she starting her flow
 GDCD
And it^�s called menstruation and heres what I means to you   
 EmC
You will notice her bloomers are spotty at first
 GD
Stand back, her ovarian dams gonna burst
 EmC
So don^�t be afraid it�s a natural thing
 GD
Just wind up some cotton and give her some string
 C
 Put the old linens on top of the bed
 CD
get out of the house and go down to the old pub

 GDCD
instead.        

VERSE 2:
 GD
She^�ll retain her water her breasts will be tender
 CD
And every third word that you say will offend her
 GDCD
Get out of the house and go  down to the old pub instead 
 GD
And she^�ll want to make love if you do you�re a  fool
 CD
Cause you^�ll only end up with a bloody ol� tool
 GDCD
Get out of the house, down to the old pub instead     
 EmC
And she^�ll want you to sample the fruit of her loins
 GD
But son it^�ll taste like some old rusty coins
 EmC
So turn off the lights boy and take off your hat
 GD
And drop to your knees say a prayer to st pat

 C
Then he^�ll give you the strength to get out of the bed
 CD
And for Ireland^�s sake go down to the old pub

 GDCD
instead.        

VERSE 3:
 EmC
Now the pub is the place where the lads are a meeting
 GD
 When the moon^�s full and the girls are a bleatin
 EmC
The catholic, the protestant even the pagan
 GD
The pub is the place when lady is raggin
 C
So drink of your pint boys and thank your shamrocks
 C
That as men folk we don^�t have to bleed from our cocks
 C
And that we can escape from the lady in red
 CD
And get out of the house and go down to the old pub

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B]----------3-----
G]--------0-------
D]------0---------
A]----2-----------
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instead.


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