| D | G | |
| I made love you all night | long |
| D | G | |
| Then I got up to write you a | song |
| D | G | |
| I watched you sleepin, I feel in love, | you must have been sent from heaven above |
| A | D | G | |
| Don't think you could never do no wrong. | ..then you far | ted |
| D | G | |
| Oh girl you farted |
| D | G | |
| First I thought that it was kinda | cute |
| D | G | |
| I surpressed a smile when I heard your girl | poot |
| D | G | |
| Then the smell came wafting by, | brought a little tear drop to my eye, |
| A | D | D2 | G | |
| I think I'll go sleep out on the couch.. | .'caus | e you farted. |
| Em | A | |
| You can make milk curdle, make your skin crawl, | make the paint peel of the wall |
| Em | A | |
| I won't sleep under them covers no more since the | hot winds blew from out your |
| Asus | A | |
| backdoor. |
| D | G | |
| Baby, it sure has been a | gas |
| D | G | |
| But I can't live life a-fearin of your | ass |
| D | |
| So I gathered up my clothes and my old dog, Bill |
| G | |
| Move back to my house at the top of the hill, |
| A | D | G | D | |
| Well boy, I guess it's just you and me...then you fart | ed. |
| He does a bunch of hammers when he plays the G chord, i think he's just hammering |
| the B on the A string. He also plays D2 pretty occassionally after playing the D. |
| This is my first tab, so enjoy it... |
| Drew |