| G | D | Am | |
| She was the pretty | flower in the | field |
| G | D | Am | C | |
| She gave me the | power I couldn\'t | yield |
| G | |
| Whatever the | weather |
| G | D | Am | |
| For her I | spread the sea like | Moses |
| G | D | Am | C | |
| I\'m really truly | deeply glad she | chose us |
| G | |
| To be | together |
| G | D | Am | |
| But now she | won\'t return my | calls! |
| G | D | Am | C | |
| I was atop a | mountain but now I\'ve | fallen! |
| G | |
| Why\'d you leave me | darlin? |
| Chorus: |
| G | D | Am | |
| Cause love | f**** you | up |
| G | D | Am | |
| Love | f**** you | down |
| G | D | Am | C | |
| Love\'ll stick it\' | s big d*** in yo | ur ear |
| G | |
| And squish it all | around |
| Verse: |
| He was the tree who swore he\'d never split |
| He charmed you with his handsome looks and wit |
| With you now he will stay |
| He had the deepest brightest bluest eyes |
| You could look into them all day and just sigh |
| From you he will not stray |
| But he wasn\'t faithful! He would not be true |
| There\'s a hole in my heart and it\'s burning you! |
| rant: |
| G | |
| (Say anything you want about relationships) |
| Chorus |
| Chorus (Sing-a-long) |