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| I | met a man in | Tucson about a | day or so a | go |
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| He said, | "Hey man, can I | interest you in this | transistor | radio?" |
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| I said, | "Hmm, | nope, you see I | got this here gui | tar" |
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| He said, | "Play for me, | play for me one of your more | worldly | songs" |
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| I said, | "I haven't been a | round the world, but I | wrote a million | songs |
| I haven't been to Portland, I haven't been to Spain |
| And I would love to see Moscow in it's cold November rain |
| But I've been down, down the Mighty Mississippi River |
| To the Gulf of Mexico |
| The moon was hanging brightly and the moon was hanging high |
| The mighty river muddy, black like a sin-filled midnight sky |
| I met with a stranger with a stifling laughter and one magnetic eye |
| He said, "Hey son, I've got a deal for you, a deal for you have I" |
| "You can take it, you can leave it, you can borrow, you can steal it" |
| "What's the price you say?" "Son," he said, "for your heavenly soul |
| "I'll make you king for a day, and that day will last a lifetime So, c'mon, whataya say? |
| And we went down down the Mighty Mississippi River to the Gulf of Mexico |
| And we went down down the Mighty Mississippi River to the Gulf of Mexico |
| I went back to the stranger and he took out his guitar. |
| He said, "Hey son, I've got a deal for you, now think this through real hard |
| "If you play me a song that can make me laugh, you get this here guitar |
| But if you make me cry, well, my oh my, kiss your sweet ass good-bye!" |
| And we went down down the Mighty Mississippi River to the Gulf of Mexico |
| And we went down down the Mighty Mississippi River to the Gulf of Mexico |
| Exodus, Demitrius, Mark and Luke, Jehovah |
| All went on a fishing trip right outside of Nova Scotia |
| Moses said to Abraham, "Hey, bring me another beer" |
| Jesus said to Joseph, "What's Judas doing here?" |
| Then the devil came a'knocking, and he crossed up all their lines |
| And Jesus knocked old Moses out the boat into the wine |
| Joseph started laughing, Jesus laughed the loudest |
| Moses was feeling fine, and all god's children jumped in the river |
| Of cheap burgundy wine |
| And we went down down the Mighty Mississippi River to the Gulf of Mexico |
| And we went down down the Mighty Mississippi River to the Gulf of Mexico |
| Call me, Lord, the devil's come a'knockin', is it time for me to go? |
| As we went down, down the Mighty Mississippi River to the Gulf of Mexico |