And the sign says long haired (Em)freaky people  need not apply   
So I tuck my hair under my hat and I went in to ask him why  
 He said you look like a fine outstanding young man, I think you'll do (A)
So I took off my cap and said imagine that,  me working for you

 Signs, signs, everywhere signs        
 Fuckin' up the scenery, messin' my mind
 Do this, don't do that     
C D riff (intro)
Can't you read the sign?

And the sign read anybody caught tresspassing will be shot on site
So I jumped the fence and yelled at the house hey, what gives you the right
To put up a fence to keep me out, or to keep mother nature in
If God were here he'd tell it to your face, man you're some kind of sinner


BRIDGE-- 	D/ --(RUN) --E/F#/G

And say now mister can't you read
 you gotta have a shirt and tie to get a seat
 you can't watch,  no you cant eat     
G                              D----------------(intro)

you aint supposed to be here

And the sign says you got to have a membership card to get inside

(over chorus progression)

And the sign says everybody welcome come in kneel down and pray
And they passed the plate at the end of it all
and I didn't have a penny to pay
So I got me a pen and paper, and I made out my own fuckin' sign
It said thank you, Lord, for thinkin' 'bout me, I'm alive and doin' fine


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crosstrax (report comment to admin):
mmmm.... the original song does not have the "f-word" in it.
AJ55 (report comment to admin):
Tesla's version DOES have the f-word in it.