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	From South Park - Episode 315 - Mr Hankeys Christmas Classics

Merry Fucking Christmas (performed by Mr Garrison)

Written by Trey Parker (I assume)

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	NOTE: I hope this is close to the original, it seems to fit and the verse can be played

easily by simply using power chords starting on fret 5 for A. This is my first attempt at

this one, corrections can be sent to (ROB at RETAYLOR dot CO dot UK) and i'll try and

include update them. The chord letters in brackets can be played or ignored depending on

what you think sounds right. Thanks. \/\/omabt.

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Verse (1)

	A	G
I	heard there is no	Christmas,

	F	E
In the	silly Middle	East..

	A	G
No	Trees, no Snow, no	Santa Claus,

	F	E
They have	Different Religious be	liefs..

	F	G
	They Believe in Mu	hammad,

	A	G
And	not in our Holi	day..

	F	G
And	so every De	cember,

	A	B
I go to the	Middle East and	say..

Chorus (1)

	C	G
	Hey there Mr Muslim, Merry Fucking	Christmas

Put down that book 'The Koran'

	C
and hear some holiday	wishes

	C	G
In	case you haven't	noticed,

	C	Am
it's	Jesus's Birth	day

	C	G
So get	off you heathen	Muslim Ass

	C
And fucking cele	brate.

Verse (2)

There is no holiday season in india,

i've heard..

They don't hang up their stockings,

and that is just absurd..

They've never read a Christmas Story,

They Don't know what Rudolph is about..

And that's why in December,

I'll go to india and shout..

Chorus (2)

Hey there Mr Hinduist, Merry Fucking Christmas

Dring some 'nog, and eat some Beef

and pass it to the Missus

Incase you haven't noticed,

It's Jesus's Birthday

So get off your heathen hindu ass,

And fucking celebrate.

Verse (3)

Now I heard that in Japan,

Everyone just lives in sin..

They pray to several gods,

And put needles in their skin..

On December twenty-fifth,

all they do is eat a cake..

and that is why i'll go to Japan,

and walk around and say..

Chorus (3)

Hey there Mr Shintoist, Merry Fucking Christmas

God is gonna kick your ass You infidelic pagan scum.

Incase you haven't noticed,

There's festive things to do

So lets all rejoice for Jesus

and Merry Fucking Christmas to you.

Ending

	A	B
On	Christmas Day, I travel round the	world and say..

	C	G
	Taoists, Korishnas,	Buddists

	C	A
and all you	atheists	too..

	C	Dm
	Merry Fucking	Christmas

	E	C	G	C
	to	yooooooouuuuuuuu	....	...

(spoken)Thank you, Mr Hat..

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