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A Shandy To Far  Tripod

[C]Table for [A#]one,
[Am]Preferably [G]out of the sun,
[F]Somew[C]here wh[G]ere it's quiet.
[C]And a coffee [A#]too,
[Am]Better make it [G]black right through,
[F]I'm[C] feeling [G]fairly shite.
[Am]I don[G]'t thin[C]k I have enough class,
To handle [E]drinking from a [F]glass,
F# G(stop)
Get me water in a pla stic cup.
G [C]& S:   [A#]       I we[C]nt a shandy too far,
I woke up [E]in the bed of,
F F# G(stop)
Someone who I just never thought I'd do.
I know, I [C]went a [A#]shandy too [C]far,
I wonder [E]where I left my [F]car?
A [G]shandy too [C]far.  [G]
Mmmm... yum, yum, yum...

[C]Comfortable [A#]bed...

G & S: (Comfortable bed...)
[Am]Shame about the [G]pain in my head.
[F]Whe[C]re'd I leave my shoes?
G & [G]S:          (Well, they're just over there...)
[C]Wel[A#]l, they're over there,
[Am]G & S:          (Over there...)
Underneath my [G]underwear,
And [F]whe[C]re'd I ge[G]t this bruise?

[Am]I can hear her [G]come down the [C]hall,
And bang her [EF]head against the wall,
And wish she [F#]didn't have...
... ap[G]palling luck.

She [C]went a [A#]shandy too [C]far,
I woke up [E]in the bed of,
F F# G(stop)
Someone who I just never thought I'd do.
I know I [C]went a [A#]shandy too [C]far,
I wonder [E]where I left my [F]car?
A [G]shandy too [Am]far.

[E]Take my [Am]advice, in a [A#]crisis,
Catch a [F]taxi, catch a [F#]bus.
But if there's [G]one thing you should never do is trust yourself,
'[C]Cause ther[A#]e's a caveman inside,
[Am]Your brai[G]n's just comin[F]g along for the ride,
You'd [G]think I'd [C]learn.  [G]

Yon and Gatesy: (Shandy too far...)

[C]I don't know it [A#]all,
[Am]When it will be [G]safe to call.
We [FF#]used to be quite friendly,
But [G]this could be the end.

C(stop, tacet from here)
Because we went...

Yon and Gatesy: We went a shandy too far.

(Shandy, shandy too far...)

Yon and Gatesy: I woke up in the bed of,
Bring back G
Someone who I never thought I'd do.
I know I [C]went a [A#]shandy too [C]far,
I wonder [E]where I left my [F]car?
A [G]shandy too [C]far.  [G]


(They all start shouting at once)

[C]Ooooo-wa, [A#]ooooo-wa, [Am]oooh,  Whoaoh
[G]Ooooo-wa, [F]oooh,
[G]Shandy too [C]far.

Neve[G]r happened to me personally, of course.
[C]Ooooo-wa, [A#]ooooo-wa, [Am]oooh,
Is Mum in the audience again?!
[G]Ooooo-wa, [F]oooh,
[G]Shandy too [C]far. [G]

[C]Ooooo-wa, [A#]ooooo-wa, [Am]oooh,
[G]Ooooo-wa, [F]oooh,

[G]Shandy too [C]far...       [G]
Scod: Shandy too far...
Gatesy: Shandy too far.

[C]Ooooo-wa, [A#]ooooo-wa, [Am]oooh,

How much money?
[G]Ooooo-wa, [F]oooh,
G(let ring)
Shandy too...
Scod: Shandy too...
Shandy too...
... [C]far_ooooooooh  [C]

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