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Naked Chef Song  Tripod

[G]My girlfriend don’t love me [A#]no more   [C]              [F]

[G]Im trying my best [A#]but she [C]wants more     [F]

She says, why [A#]can’t you be like that guy on TV,           [C]
A# F(stop)
Who calls himself naked but wears a skivvy.

[G]I decided to make her some[A#] food,           [C]           [F]

[G]So I stood at the stove in t[A#]he nude[C]                 [F]
But then I found out[A#], why hes not tackle out       [C]
Why hes not in the [A#]buff, while hes cooking his stu[C]ff
F (let it ring)
I discovered a whole new meaning to FAT FIRE!

I[G]m trying so hard t[C]o impress her          [D]

But in the[G] kitchen im making a [C]mess-a        [D]
My past[G]as a huge di[F]saster  [Em]
She[G]s not in a hurry [F]to eat my curr[Em]y,
D (let it ring)
And my soup spelt backwards is poos…

I[C]ve got a new recipe    [G]

And [A]maybe if he uses it she’ll love me
[G]Oh postie, p[C]lease del[F]iver,
[G]My sandwich to J[C]amie Oliver[F]
It wo[G]uld be the best gift I could g[F]ive her        [Em]
D (let it ring) G
If my sultana sandwich made it on the naked chef

G A# C F (play this twice)

I can just [G]see him [A#]now on his sh[C]ow         [F]

Betwe[G]en washing his [A#]car and ridin[C]g his moped      [F]
In his bea[A#]utiful flat, and his t[C]rendy speech impediment
D (let it ring)
Does he ever have time to cook?

[G]           [A#]           [C]              [F] 
(mocking Jamie’s voice)
Well what weve got now is recipe sent in from merrick, yeah merrick yeah.
It’s a sultana sandwich, ya know, it’s a bit wierd, bit like me, im a bit weird
Im a bit out on the edge, bit cool, ya know,
Im young old people don’t really get me ya know cos im fantastic. Yeah im bloody great.


[G]Oh postie, p[C]lease del[F]iver,
[G]My sandwich to J[C]amie Oliver[F]
It wo[G]uld be the best gift I could g[F]ive her        [Em]
D (let it ring) G
If my sultana sandwich made it on the naked chef

F (let it ring)
Girls get Jamie Oliver,

G (keep on quickly strumming) and….stop. hahaha
And we get two fat ladies

With the improve bit im not quite sure what they say, Merrick or America or sumthing.
it out yourselves. If u need help pm me.

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