| F | - | 113211 | |
| Em | - | 022000 (used only once at the end..."bigger than me"........) |
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| intro - C |
| Dm | G | C | |
| A funny p | ilgrim | on a crazy c | rusade |
| Dm | G | C | |
| a saucy c | haucer | , a sorry chapter misl | aid |
| G | Am | F | C | |
| whittled with an ex | acto-knife p | lumb right thru my load-bearing w | all |
| F | C | |
| im ho | rrified now i could d | o such a thing |
| Dm | G | |
| but i th | ought i saw the si | nger |
| F | C | |
| ive heard those c | himes so many other t | imes |
| Dm | C | |
| but if i gave | in it had to've | been |
| F | C | |
| i whupped it o | ut and destroyed my se | lfish cocoon |
| Dm | C | |
| since i gave | in it had to've be | en |
| Dm | G | C | |
| 'n' i gave | in , i ho | pe it had to've b | een |
| G | Am | F | C | |
| im not an o | ptomist... i | m not a r | ealist |
| F | C | Dm | G | |
| i | might be a s | ub-realist but i c | ant subst | antiate |
| Dm | Em | F | |
| it was b | igger than | me and i f | elt like a sick child |
| G | C | |
| dragged by a d | onkey thru the myr | tle |
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| have fun!!!!!!!!!!!! |