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| Where are you Mi | ster mustached nov | elist? |
| F | Bb | F | |
| Where are you Mi | ster mustached nov | elist? |
| Am | Bb | F | |
| I'm in n | eed of such a li | teral assist |
| Am | Bb | F | |
| I'm in n | eed of some of your lite | ral wisdom |
| F | F | Bb | F | |
| Where are you Mi | ster Yankee physic | ist? |
| F | Bb | F | |
| Where are you Mi | ster Yankee physic | ist? |
| Am | Bb | F | |
| I'm in n | eed of some of y | our physical | assist |
| Am | Bb | F | |
| I'm in n | eed of some of y | our physical | wisdom |
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| F | F | Bb | F | |
| Where are you Mi | ster Latin folk ar | tist? |
| F | Bb | F | |
| Where are you Mi | ster Latin folk ar | tist? |
| Am | Bb | F | |
| I'm in n | eed of some of y | our glossy a | ssist |
| Am | Bb | F | |
| I'm in n | eed of some of y | our kiln bak | ed wisdom. |