| Dm |
| You're horny as a targ |
| Gm | A |
| Take a tip from a security chief, love |
| Dm | Gm |
| That phat slut Tasha Yar |
| A |
| She discovered the pleasures of Data |
| Dm |
| He became her sexual pet |
| Gm | A |
| 'cause he's fully functional, and anatomically correct |
| Dm | Gm | A | Dm |
| He's fully functional and anatomically correct |
| Dm | Gm | A | Dm |
| Chorus |
| So if you're a filthy horta, Data's your bestest bet |
| Dm | Gm | A | Dm |
| 'cause he's fully functional, and anatomically correct |
| Dm | Gm | A | Dm |
| He's fully functional and anatomically correct |
| Dm | Gm | A | Dm |