| A | G | |
| Well i h | ope that the friend the you've thrown yourself with get d | runk and |
| D | A | |
| loses his j | ob |
| A | G | D | A | |
| and every road that you travel on is d | usy r | ocky and | hard |
| D | A | |
| I couldn't make you l | ove me |
| D | E | |
| You only made me b | lue |
| A | G | D | A | |
| So all in all if the curtain should fall lord i h | ope that it f | alls on y | ou |
| D | A | |
| I will have | sweet,sweet mental | revenge |
| D | E | |
| I will have | sweet,sweet mental | revenge |
| Instumental |
| A | G | D | A | |
| Well i | hope that the train from Caribou Maine run o | ver your n | ew love af | fair |
| A | G | D | A | |
| Y | ou walk the floor from door to door and p | ull out your p | eroxide | hair |
| D | A | D | E | |
| Y | ou never was my w | oman c | ause' you were never | true |
| A | G | D | A | |
| So all in all if the curtain should fall lord i h | ope that it f | alls on y | ou |
| D | A | |
| I will have | sweet,sweet mental | revenge |
| D | E | |
| I will have | sweet,sweet mental | revenge (repeat) |