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Callin In Sick  Weird Al Yankovic

[E]   Hit my [C]snooze alarm[G] for the 2[A]7th time        [C]        [B]
[E]   Just don't fe[C]el like [G]going to [A]work - I think [C]I'll call my [B]boss then I'm
[A]   [B]Gonna hac[C]k and [D]cough and [A]wheeze
[B]Swear I've g[C]ot some [D]strange disease
[A]What's that l[B]ittle tw[C]erp gonna [D]say?  Hey...

(Chorus) - (Hard rock style, lots of crashes, overdriven guitar)
[E]     [C]  [C]   I'm [G]callin' in sick [A]today
[E]     [C]  [C]   [G]Callin' in sick [A]today

I could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp
I could spend all day in my underwear watching "Ernest Goes To Camp"
I could sit and count my hair
I could burp my Tupperware
I'm not busy now anyway. Hey..........

[E]     [C]  [C]   I'm [G]callin' in sick [A]today
[E]     [C]  [C]   [G]Callin' in sick [A]today
[E]     [C]  [C]   [G]Ain't going to work, no [A]way
[E]     [C]  [C]   [G]Callin' in sick [A]today         [G]

(Bridge) - (same as chorus)
[B]  I can [A]do [B]anything I want [A]to
[B]  I [A]am in[B]vinci[A]ble now
[B]     [A]I'm on [B]fire, [A]baby
  I'm [B]alive, I'm alive, can you [D]hear me, world?
  I'm al[E]ive!

Maybe I'll spend all day staring at the sun and trying not to squint
Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my bellybutton lint
When I'm sick of takin' abuse
I just make up some lame excuse
Freedom's just seven digits away. Hey...

[E]     [C]  [C]   I'm [G]callin' in sick [A]today
[E]     [C]  [C]   [G]Callin' in sick [A]today
[E]     [C]  [C]   [G]Ain't going to work, no way     [A]
[E]     [C]  [C]   [G]Callin' in sick today [A]                [G]
[B]A A [B]A [B]G G F# D E (hold on E)

Little Riff they play in the chorus
e ------------------------------------|
B -------0-0--------------------------|
G ---0-2-----2-0----0-----------------|
D -2-------------2-----2-2------------|
A ------------------------------------|
E ------------------------------------|				

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