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A Complicated Song  Weird Al Yankovic

[Dm]        Uh huh [F]
[C]extra cheese

[Dm]        Uh huh [F]
[C]save a peice for me


[F]pizza, party at your house
[Dm]i went, just to check it out
[Bb]nineteen extra larges, [C]what a shame knowone came
[F]just us eating all alown
[Dm]you said take the pizza home
[Bb]no sence letting all this[C] go to to waste so then i faced

[Bb]pizza all day, and every day
[Dm]cheese round the clock, its getting me blocked
[Bb]and i sure dont care, for irregularities
C (let it ring)
tell me

[Dm]Why'd you have to and make me [Bb]so constipated   [F]
[C]couse right now id do
[Dm]anything at all to get my bo[Bb]wles evacuated     [F]
[C]in the bathroom
[Dm]and i sit, and i wait,[Bb] and i strain
and i swe[F]at, and i clench and i fee[C]l the pain oh,
Gm Bb (let it ring)
should i take laxitive or have my colon irrigated

No no no

Verse 2:
[F]i was, feeling pretty down
[Dm]till my, girlfriend came around
[Bb]were just, so alike in every w[C]ay, ive gotta say
[F]in fact, i just thought i might
[Dm]pop the, question there that night
[Bb]i was, kissing her so tenderl[C]y, but woe is me

[Bb]who would have guest, her family crest
[Dm]i suddenly spied, tattoed on her thigh
[Bb]and sun of a gun, its just like the one on me
C (let it ring)
tell me

[Dm]how was i supposed to know tha[Bb]t we were both re[F]lated
[C]belive me if i
[Dm]new she was my cousin we nev[Bb]er would have dated[F]
[C]what to do now
[Dm]should i go ahead and [Bb]propose
and get h[F]itched, and have kids with[C] eleven toes
Gm Bb (let it ring)
and move to allabamma where that kind of thing is tollerated

No no no

[F]No no (no no)
[Dm]No no (no no)
[Bb]No No (no no)
[F]i had, so much on my mind
[Dm]i thought, maybe id unwind
[Bb]try out that new roller[C] coaster ride, and the guide

[Bb]said not to stand, but thats a demand
[Dm]that i couldnt meet, i got on my feet
[Bb]and stood up instead, and knocked of my head you see
C (let it ring)
tell me

[Dm]why'd i have to go and get mys[Bb]elf decapitated  [F]
[C]this really is a
[Dm]major inconvenience oh man i[Bb] really hate it    [F]
[C]such a drag now
[Dm]i cant eat, i cant bre[Bb]ath, i cant snore
i cant be[F]lch or yodell any more, ca[C]nt
Gm Bb (let it ring)
spit or blow my nose or even read sports illustrated

oh no

[Dm]why'd i have to go and myself [Bb]all mutilated    [F]
[C]i gotta tell you
[Dm]life without a head kinda ma[Bb]kes me irritated   [F]
[C]what a bummer
[Dm]i cant blink, i cant c[Bb]ough, i cant sneeze
but my ne[F]ck is enjoyng a pleasant b[C]reeze now
Gm Bb (let it ring)
ive never been the same since my head and me were seperated

No no no

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