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Cats In The Kettle

Weird Al Yankovic

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 AC
Did you ever think when you eat Chinese
 DA
It ain't pork or chicken but a fat Siamese
 AC
But the food tastes great so you don't complain
 DA
But that's not chicken in your chicken chow mein
 GG/F#G/E
 Seems to me I ordered sweet and sour pork
 G/DCEm/BA
 But Garfield's on my fork    
 CEm/BA
He's purring here on my fork

Chorus:
 AG
There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
 CD
The place that I eat every day at noon
 AGC
 They can feed you cat and you'll never know
 Em/BAC
Once they wrap it up in dough boys
 CEm/BA
Wrap it up crisp in dough

-opening riff-

Chow Lin asked if I wanted more
As he's dialing up his buddy at the old pet store
I said not today I lost my appetite
There's two cats in my belly and they want to fight
I was sucking on a Rolaids and a Tums or two
When I swear I heard it mew boys
And that is when I knew

Chorus2:
There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
I guess I gotta stop eatin' there at noon
They say that it's beef or fish or pork
But it's purring there on my fork
There's a hair ball on my fork

-opening riff-


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