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| | A | C |
| Did | you ever think when yo | u eat Chinese |
| | D | A |
| It | ain't pork or chicken but | a fat Siamese |
| | A | C |
| But the | food tastes great so you | don't complain |
| | D | A |
| But t | hat's not chicken in your c | hicken chow mein |
| | G | G/F# | G/E |
| | Seems to | me I ordered sweet a | nd sour pork |
| | G/D | C | Em/B | A |
| | But Garfi | eld's on my | fork | |
| | C | Em/B | A |
| He's | purring here o | n my for | k |
| | A | G |
| There's | a cat in the kettle at the P | eking Moon |
| | C | D |
| The | place that I eat every d | ay at noon |
| | A | G | C |
| | They can feed you cat and you'll | never | know |