| A | F# | |
| Hey there kids, I see you're | feeling blue |
| D | A | |
| Parents push you around and tell yo | u what to do |
| A | F# | |
| Dad makes you clean your room and | go to bed |
| A | F# | |
| Instead of watch TV you have to d | o homework instead |
| D | A | |
| And I know it makes you angry and you're | full of rage |
| A | F# | |
| Well let me tell you a secret I wish I | knew at your age |
| D | A | |
| Next time you're angry and you | want to fight back |
| A | |
| Just tell your teacher daddy likes to play with your sack |
| A | C# | |
| And you can get a new | daddy |
| F# | |
| Get a new daddy |
| D | A | |
| Police will take the old one | away in a caddy |
| A | C# | |
| You can get a new | daddy |
| F# | |
| Get a new daddy |
| D | |
| Stay up real late |
| A | |
| Kick back, and light up a fatty |
| A | C# | |
| You can | get a new | daddy |
| F# | |
| Get a new daddy |
| D | A | |
| In a couple of months you'll probably | get a new daddy |
| A | C# | |
| Get a new dadd | y |
| F# | |
| Get a new daddy |
| D | A | |
| In a couple of months you'll probably | get a new daddy |
| A | F# | |
| Now for a little while your | new daddy's cool |
| D | A | |
| Buys you things and tries real hard to | bond with you |
| A | F# | |
| Let's you eat candy and play | video games |
| D | A | |
| But your friend's at school all think that he's | kind of lame |
| A | F# | |
| Now you can't have your buddies making | fun of your dad |
| D | A | |
| And all in all this one is really | not so bad |
| A | F# | |
| But you think you might like to | try once more |
| D | |
| Take naked Polaroids of yourself and leave them in his sock drawer |
| A | C# | |
| And you can | get a new | daddy |
| F# | |
| Get a new daddy |
| D | |
| Stay up real late |
| A | |
| Kick back, and light up a fatty |
| A | C# | |
| You can get a new | daddy |
| F# | |
| Get a new daddy |
| D | A | |
| Police will take the old one away in | a caddy |
| A | C# | |
| You can | get a new | daddy |
| F# | |
| Get a new daddy |
| D | A | |
| In a couple of months you'll probably | get a new daddy |
| A | C# | |
| Get a new | daddy |
| F# | |
| Get a new daddy |
| D | A | |
| In a couple of months you'll probably | get a new daddy |
| A | F# | |
| Now your mom's wondering what's | wrong with her |
| D | A | |
| And why she keeps attracting men that are | dirty perv's |
| A | F# | |
| She has a breakdown and | cries and cries |
| D | |
| And after a while she's institutionalized |
| A | C# | |
| Then you can | get a new | mommy |
| F# | |
| Get a new mommy |
| D | A | |
| New brother, and sister, a new hou | se, a new mommy |
| A | C# | |
| Get a new | mommy |
| F# | |
| Get a new mommy |
| D | A | |
| A new brother, new sister, a new hou | se, a new mommy |
| A | C# | |
| Get a new | mommy, |
| F# | |
| get a new daddy |
| D | |
| Stay up real late |
| A | |
| Kick back, and | spark up a fatty |
| A | C# | |
| You can | get a new | daddy |
| F# | |
| Get a new daddy |
| D | A | |
| Police will take the old one | away in a caddy |
| A | C# | |
| You can | get a new | daddy |
| F# | |
| Get a new mommy |
| D | A | |
| A new | brother, and sister, a new | house, a new mommy |
| A | C# | |
| Get a new mommy, | get a new daddy |
| F# | |
| Stay up real late |
| D | A | |
| Kick back, and | spark up a fatty |
| A | C# | |
| You can | get a new | daddy |
| F# | |
| Get a new daddy |
| D | A | |
| In a c | ouple of months you'll probably | get a new daddy |