| EM | G | |
| w | oke up one su | nday morning |
| EM | G | |
| decided to give my mon | key a spank |
| EM | G | |
| mother said you kn | ow your boring |
| EM | G | |
| you just lay all | day and wank |
| (bridge) |
| F | C | G | |
| t | hink i'll | go and s | ee |
| F | C | G | |
| whats out | there for | me (X2) |
| (chours) |
| E | Bb | A | Bb | E | Bb | A | Bb | |
| you hide b | ehind your sc | raggy pa | inted b | rick wall | s |
| E | Bb | A | Bb | E | Bb | A | Bb | |
| what you gonna | do when the o | nly thing protec | ting you f | alls |
| E | Bb | A | Bb | E | Bb | A | Bb | |
| sooner or | later e | veryones | gonna know your | secret |
| E | Bb | A | Bb | E | Bb | A | Bb | |
| that robin | howlett from | hartlepool has | got sqeeky | balls |
| E (HOLD) |
| Verse 2 |
| EM | G | |
| sqeeky balls is'nt a | ll you got |
| EM | G | |
| you deaf as a post and you | got cock rott |
| EM | G | |
| nothing but a failer your n | ot going far |
| EM | G | |
| may aswell stick to no | bbing your car |
| (bridge) |
| F | C | G | |
| t | hink i'll | go and s | ee |
| F | C | G | |
| whats out | there for | me (X2) |
| (chours) |
| E | Bb | A | Bb | E | Bb | A | Bb | |
| you hide b | ehind your sc | raggy pa | inted b | rick wall | s |
| E | Bb | A | Bb | E | Bb | A | Bb | |
| what you gonna | do when the o | nly thing protec | ting you f | alls |
| E | Bb | A | Bb | E | Bb | A | Bb | |
| sooner or | later e | veryones | gonna know your | secret |
| E | Bb | A | Bb | E | Bb | A | Bb | |
| that robin | howlett from | hartlepool has | got sqeeky | balls |
| E (HOLD) |