Keeping Your Poop In a Jar

Hayseed Dixie

 G
  Keeping your poop in a jar,
 D
  Til the day you come back
 Amin
so I don't forget just what you are.
 CDGCD
Yeah I'm keeping your poop in a jar.      

(verse)

 C
  You thought you took everything,
 GD
 but you left something behind for me.
 C
 I scooped it out, I bottled it up,
 GD
now its there on a stand by the bed
 CEmin
to remind me case I ever forget.
 CD
 You're just a piece of poop.

(chorus)

(violin break: with chorus chords)
(mandolin break: with chorus chords)

Let me testify.

(verse)
 C
  I had a moment of weakness once
 GD
so I opened the lid for a smell.
 C
  It all came back to me baby.
 GD
One vaporous rush I remembered you well.
 CEmin
 How could I ever forget,
 CD
  Aw that you're a piece of... poop.

(chorus)
 G
  Keeping your poop in a jar,
 D
  Til the day you come back
 Amin
so I don't forget just what you are.
 CDG
Yeah I'm keeping your poop in a jar.
 CD
Now, ho everybody sing.

(chorus)

 CDG
 Keeping your poop in a jar.
 CDEmin
 Keeping your poop in a jar,
 CDG
 Keeping your, a poop in a jar.

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emmy,rae mo poopy (report comment to admin):
I am a gay man going through a through a bad brakup. Just in case things don't work out, i've taken the advice of this song, and sealed my partner's poop in a jar, which I now keep with me night and day. Thank you for listening and understanding, and thank you for this wonderful song.

love,
poopy
emmy,rae mo poopy (report comment to admin):
p.s. are there any single, eugoslavian, gay men from ages 16 to 60 out there who appreciate this song like I do. Contact me at the big tree in Chippuwuh falls, Wisconsin at 3:00 on Christmas day and I'll be waiting for your sweet love.

love,
poopy