You Don't Have to Be a Prostitute Flight of the Conchords
This is played in a reggae style and ends with Eugene playing a steel drum solo.
[Am] [Em] [Dm] [E7]
Ooohooooh
[Am]Its a cold night, [Em]beneath the street light, theres a man whose pants are too tight.
[Dm]Oh no, his [E7]pants are too tight.
My pants are too tight.
[Am]He stands there, [Em]and empty stare, trying to make enough money for his cab fare home.
[Dm]He'll have to [E7]walk home tonight.
Don't have enough for the ride.
[Am]The streets are cruel, [Em]he tries to act cool, he goes to work with only his work tool.
[Dm]You can put [E7]away your tool, Jermaine.
Chorus
[C]You don't have to [G]be, a [F]prostitute.
No no [G]no no no
[C]You can say [G]no, to being a [F]man hoe. A male [G]gigolo.
[C]You don't have to [G]be, a [F]prostitute.
No no [G]no no no
[C]You can say [G]no to being a [F]night looker, boy hooker, rent-boy, [G]bro, hoe.
[C]He can not [G]see his way [F]out.
I can not see my [G]way out.
[C]He can't [G]see his way [F]out.
Male prostitution seems to be my [G]only option.
[C]He can't [G]see his way [F]out
I cannot see my [G]way out.
[C]He can't [G]see his way [F]out.
No, no, [G]no, no, no.
Verse
[Am]He sends cheep thrills, [Em]to pay expensive bills, but check your resume, you must
have some other skills
[Dm]Do you have any [E7]other skills? Like typing?
[Am]They see him, [Em]want him to please them, want him to play them, but they don't even pay him.
[Dm]Oh no, they don't think [E7]he's worth it at all.
[Am]Don't think I know when, [Em]he tries to bring them home, maybe that would be a way if he lived alone.
[Dm]Oh, you have a room[E7]mate Jemaine, don't bring them home.
Chorus
[C]You don't have to [G]be, a [F]prostitute.
No no [G]no no no
[C]You can say [G]no, to being a [F]man hoe. A male [G]jigalo.
[C]You don't have to [G]be, a [F]prostitute.
No no [G]no no no
[C]You can say [G]no to being a [F]night looker, boy hooker, a ren[G]t-boy, bro, hoe.
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