Sex With Ducks Garfunkel and Oates
intro - C, Am, F, G
[C]Pat Robertson once [Am]said,
[G]"It's a long downward [F]slide
[C]That'll lead to legalizing sex[Am] with ducks
[G]If two men can stand sid[F]e by side"
[C]God, I hope he's ri[Am]ght
[G]'Cause if gay marriage becomes la[D]wful
[Am]Gonna find myself a[G] duck
[D]And legally do
[F]Something awful (awful, awful)
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[C]Ducks, sex with[Am] ducks
[F]We'll do it in the [G]rain
[C]Ducks, yeah, d[Am]ucks
[F]Got those wet feet on[G] my brain
[Dm]We'll find a pond, we'll find [G]a puddle
[Am]Put your beak in mine and we'll[D] cuddle
[F]It's a feeling I can't[G] name
[Dm]When sex with ducks and gay [F]marriage
[F]Are one and the s[C]ame
Gonna goose that goose
Gonna quack that swan
Gonna rubber my duckie all night long
Gonna whack that Mallard
Until its feathers plume
Gonna Huey Dewey Louie all over the room
Scrooge McDuck, gonna give it to you
Dive into your gold until you say
DuckTales, whoo hoo
Ducks, sex with ducks
We'll do it in the rain
Ducks, yeah, ducks
Those feathered bodies are insane
We'll find a pond, we'll find a puddle
I'll be the wind beneath your wings and we'll cuddle
It's a feeling I can't name
When sex with ducks and gay marriage
Are one and the same
One and the same
One and the same
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