Everyday Normal Guy 2 Jon Lajoie
I borrowed a lot from other tabs and chords I thought were accurate and added the lyrics.
Chords:
EADGBe EADGBe
Dm - x57765 or xx0231
Gm - 355333 or 310033
Bb - 688766 or x13331
A - 577655 or x02220
Riff 1:
[Dm] [Gm] [Bb] [A]
e--10--------10---10-------10--|--10-------10---9------9---| B------10------------11--------|-----11-----------10-------| G--10-----10------12----12-----|--10----10------9----9-----| D------------------------------|---------------------------| A------------------------------|---------------------------| E------------------------------|---------------------------|
(Play the chords with the tab = *)
(Just play chords = **)
just Riff 1: Dm Gm Bb A
Steve: You want some more of this bitch? *back
in the he[Dm]ezy. [Gm] We do this [Bb]all year long.[A]*
*I'm just a [Dm]regular, everyday, n[Gm]ormal muthafucka...
I t[Bb]old you in the first song I'll t[A]ell you in another.
I'm just a [Dm]regular, everyday, no[Gm]rmal muthafucka...
I d[Bb]on't have girlfriend, my h[A]and's my only lover.
I'm just a r[Dm]egular, everyday, no[Gm]rmal muthafucka...
[Bb]One night a week my mom l[A]ikes to cook me supper.
I'm just a r[Dm]egular, everyday, no[Gm]rmal muthafucka...
And Michael [Bb]Keaton was my favorite Bat[A]man.*
( Tab from: http://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/j/jon_lajoie/everyday_normal_guy_2_crd.html )
**I was [Dm]walking down the street just the [Gm]other day
I saw these [Bb]two fine bitches
they were wa[A]lking my way
"Yo whatchu g[Dm]irls doing tonight?"
is what I w[Gm]anted to say
but s[Bb]uddenly I panicked
my voice s[A]tarted to shake
So I [Dm]put my head down
and I just w[Gm]alked away
I had to catch a bus a[Bb]nyway
It w[A]orked out great
Got on the [Dm]bus put my headphones on [Gm]and pressed play
Sheryl C[Bb]row, James Blunt and mother[A]fuckin Ace of Base
Yo w[Dm]hat can I say
It's just a d[Gm]ay in my life
I'm up e[Bb]arly in the morning
in bed ea[A]rly at night
To be pr[Dm]oductive at work
I gotta [Gm]be well rested
Y[Bb]eah muthafucka,
You he[A]ard what I just said.**
(same chord progression for the rest of the song)
*I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
I don't like margarine, I much prefer the taste of butter.
I'm just a regular, everyday, normao muthafucka...
My favorite movies as a kid were superman and ghostbusters.
I'm justa regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater.
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
And I'm not a huge Nicholas Cage fan.
**I'm from a
lower middle-class family
me and my brothers and sisters
played hide and go seek
I have good memories
from my childhood bitch
my favorite toy
was my fuckin fire truck bitch
I used to play with that muthafucka all day long
until I learned about sex from the sears catalog
And then I played with my muthafucka all day long
about ten tiimes a day man, all year long
My favorite song muthafucka
I don't like to admit it
is a Celine Dion song
from the movie titanic
"Every night in my dreams,
I see you... I feel you..."
every time I hear that fuckin shit
a tear comes to my eye
why the fuck did Leonardo Di Caprio have to die
though I'm not afraid to say
that I'm a sensitive guy
sticks and stones break my bones
but it's the words that make me cry
like that time in grade 3
when a girl called me stupid face
she really hurt me
why'd you call me stupid face?
is my face stupid?
how is that possible?
a person can be stupid
but a face, that's impossible
shit happens all the time
and you learn how to deal with it
Regular, everyday, normal fuckin bullshit**
*I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
When I get into a fight I usually leave on a stretcher.
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
When I got nothin to say I usually talk about the weather.
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
I like the first back to the future but the second one was better.
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
I like red peppers better than the green ones.*
**Oooooohooooo...savin up my money
to buy a new dishwasher
mine broke about six months ago
mother fucker
go go go go**
(Don't play anything. Just vocals)
Go shorty it's your birthday
go party like it's your birthday
I wasn't invited but it's okay
I'll just stay at home and play some video games.
Steve: You want some of this? Come and get it.
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